Too Serious to Win

The world's first competition where trying too hard is considered cheating.

Finally, a competition with a transparent business model.

Current standings

Outpay #1 and they become the winner. You become the problem.

$ Custom Amount — Visionary Choose how much cheating you'd like to prevent.

Give Me Money

Higher contributions may result in disqualification. This is intentional.

Pay to participate.
The suggested entry is $99. This filters out people who aren't serious, and people who are good with money.
Don't pay too much.
The highest contributor is automatically disqualified for suspicious financial behavior.
Second place wins.
Congratulations. You found the perfect balance between financial irresponsibility and competitive mediocrity.
I keep everything.
The organizer is the only guaranteed financial winner. We've decided to be upfront about that.

Why $99?: To discourage cheating.
Why $149?: To discourage even more cheating.
How does paying $149 prevent cheating?: We're still investigating.
Why are there only 25 spots at $99?: To reward early believers and punish anyone who took time to think about it.
Why is there only one spot at $149?: Two people paying $149 would be a coordinated effort. That's cheating.
What if both are sold out?: Pick your own amount. Below is cheaper. Above is how people get disqualified.
What happens if I pay the most?: You're disqualified. Frankly, we're concerned about you.
What does second place win?: Immaculate vibes and bragging rights.
Where does the money go?: To me. Please don't make this complicated.
Will there be a heartfelt apology if people complain about the pricing?: We've already drafted one.

We've decided to focus on what really matters.

My revenue.